Welcome to Lexington Calzone Week 2017, a five-day celebration of savory pastries, delicate little dough pockets filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
First of all, how dare you?
Are you asking if I'm really telling you to eat 15 calzones in 5 days?
...Sure, in that case, it's real.
Not as such, no.
For an entire week, go to the places listed below, and eat as many calzones as your animal brain will allow. Eat irresponsibly. But first a few ground rules.